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March 29, 1994 - Blog Assignment # 2 for En12

I don’t like my birthday. I rarely got to celebrate it in school because the summer break usually started a week before March 29. As I didn’t have parties, I didn’t get to see my friends during my birthday. Those rare times that the school year DID extend until March 31 and I had to go to school on March 29, people wouldn’t even know that it was my birthday. And then...

Feb 26th

Blog Assignment # 1 for English 12!

FOOD. I love that word. I’m never not in the mood for food. I guess it comes from my mom, because she loves cooking and baking (she cooks, I eat; I haven’t exactly expressed any interest in cooking because of the fear of burning the house down). This weekend, she made rum cakes. When my mom made them when I was younger, I would only be allowed one slice; it was probably because of the...

Feb 22nd

Blog Entry # 1 for English 12!

So here I am in front of my laptop, typing what’s actually my first self-written post in a veryyy long time. I like the idea of blogging, really, but I rarely find the time for it now. When I do, I end up erasing the whole thing because I’m afraid of being judged by other people (HEHEHEHEHE). Bye =))

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When someone makes you mad, but you can't hit...

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mom: why are you smiling at the computer

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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:

Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious 
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES. 
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO 
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! 
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate. 
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet. 
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this? 
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight. 
Uterus: You mother fuckers. 
Torso: CONTRACT! 
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama. 
Brain: Me gusta.